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Sunday, July 14, 2002
The Create Your Own Nicknames for Pejman Contest: Over the last several weeks I've come up with a number of nicknames for our good friend and far right wing GOP puppet pundit Pejman. But you can create your own at your leisure. It's fun. And it keeps the environment clean.
Here are some of my humble nominees:
Pejman “I’m Making Up For My Shortness of Stature” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “Could I Be A More Obvious RNC Whore or What” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “I’m What The Corporate Theocracy is About” Yousefzadeh
Or Pejman “I’m the Hideous Ugly Face of the Corporate Theocracy” Yousefzadeh.
Pejman “Please Let This Whole Nuclear War Indo/Pak Exchange Thing End So I Can Return to The Uncomplicated Days of Yesteryear With My Calls For Murder and Revenge That I So Need and Love” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “I Get More Hits Than Phil And His Stupid Links to ‘Science’ And My Dick Is Bigger Too” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “Actually My Dick Isn’t Bigger and Is In Fact Quite Small” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “While Ted Rall risks his life for the truth in Afghanistan I’ll be a Conservative Republican Partying With Hef Yet I’m The True American And Stick Them Big Fake Tits In My Face Baby Whooo Hooo” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “Because Somebody Has To Say Nice Things About Enron, Microsoft and DDT” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “Does Anybody At Tech Central Station Know That I Support Leon Kass and Want To Arrest and Imprison Research Scientists? Anybody? No, really. I’d like to know.” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “I Really Haven’t Learned Anything From Fleeing An Iranian Theocracy That’s Why I’m A Jewish Republican And No I’m Not Upset That the Texas GOP Wants the United States To Be Declared a Christian Nation Because I’m Sorta Dense” Yousefzadeh
Pejman “Once You’re CIA Material, You’re Always CIA Material” Yousefzadeh
